Fri, 24 May 2013 04:00:39 +0100 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/ Lussumo Vanilla 1.1.4 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1378 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1378 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 16:12:17 +0100 msfannytwinkle-butt d n l y]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1690 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1690 Wed, 09 Feb 2011 11:31:22 +0000 chris14 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1927 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1927 Sun, 28 Aug 2011 19:19:51 +0100 Lozzykinz http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1934 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1934 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 13:43:25 +0100 Valetudinaria ]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1989 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1989 Fri, 11 Nov 2011 07:54:33 +0000 msknight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k__bgqVkS7M]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1931 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1931 Sun, 28 Aug 2011 19:28:06 +0100 Lozzykinz
THAT'S ME!!!!!


ROAR!!!!!


I IZ BACKZ]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1944 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1944 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 03:22:00 +0100 chris14

:swingin::jumping::crazy::clap::cheer::thumbup::swingin::jumping::crazy::clap::cheer:]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1958 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1958 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 23:19:02 +0100 Lozzykinz http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1953 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1953 Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:16:50 +0100 mrsthing
And so...

I Will Survive]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1962 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1962 Sat, 01 Oct 2011 19:43:15 +0100 mrsthing ]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1996 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1996 Mon, 14 Nov 2011 18:53:44 +0000 msknight Fowlty Towers. Now, who's up for the bird puns? I wonder if this means John will bring Camilla with him next time?]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1961 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1961 Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:05:45 +0100 mrsthing
Mrs. Thing, the widowed only child of the shipping magnate who established the plantation/winery/wildlife reserve, sits on the front porch of the house on a very hot day, wearing a cotton dress with too many foundation garments and petticoats, fanning herself and drinking cold water with a sprig of mint in it.

Her on-again, off-again suitor, Jack Cheese, approaches the house on the long, wide road cut into the landscape. He is riding a chestnut gelding whose coat gleams brighter than Jack's bald spot in the noonday sun. He stops near the porch where Mrs. Thing sits, and they stare at one another, creating an entire conversation between them without speaking a word. Finally, he dismounts, and says...]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1978 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1978 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:57:19 +0100 Lozzykinz http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1979 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1979 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 22:05:11 +0100 Lozzykinz
I miss you all.

And John, of course.

And Garry.

And that handsome camera man...(must get his number next time...) :P]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1955 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1955 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 15:37:52 +0100 mrsthing
John is the director, so I think that still puts him in authority over Garry.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1977 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1977 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:56:32 +0100 Lozzykinz
mrscunt

fannycunt

zelcunt

chriscunt

etc etc]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2009 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2009 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 21:43:42 +0000 mrsthing
"A Quiz For People Who Know Everything"

(1) There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the
participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?

(2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

(3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for
several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every
year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

(4) Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of
the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching
the ball?

(5) What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

(6) In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear
inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine;
it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

(7) Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw."
They are all common. Name two of them.

(8) There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you
name half of them?

(9) Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles
Lakers?"

(10) There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first
base without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls-a walk-is one way. Name
the other six.

(11) It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen,
canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?

(12) Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin
with the letter "S."]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1964 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1964 Sun, 09 Oct 2011 19:50:42 +0100 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2016 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2016 Fri, 25 Nov 2011 13:52:53 +0000 Lozzykinz
But let's forget all that. The forum sounds as though it's getting a facelift seeing as John has this new site up and running of his, therefore let's take this opportunity to make a fresh start to the forum and to the new fresh website.

I have a box here.

We each have to put something of ours inside the box to rid of the past few months of shite on here.

I'm going to put my dressing gown in, because it smells of srguments.

Somebody else, please put something in the box and wave bye bye to your sins.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2012 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2012 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:35:54 +0000 Lozzykinz http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1990 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1990 Fri, 11 Nov 2011 20:58:58 +0000 chris14 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2023 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2023 Wed, 21 Dec 2011 05:12:07 +0000 chris14
http://www.lulu.com/content/e-book/global-cooling-2nd-edition/12260270

And to the paperback version (now it's with 20% discount! The original price was £11.96, and now it's only £9.57):

http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/global-cooling-2nd-edition/12259892

(OK, maybe it's not very cheap, but it's 185 pages in A4 format).]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2004 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2004 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:51:33 +0000 Lozzykinz http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2011 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2011 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 19:50:15 +0000 Lozzykinz http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=490 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=490 Sat, 02 May 2009 20:32:22 +0100 msfannytwinkle-butt
I need a plot for this story.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2006 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2006 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 00:50:29 +0000 chris14 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2024 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2024 Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:24:56 +0000 chris14
:heart: :heartbounce:]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2019 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2019 Mon, 05 Dec 2011 01:36:00 +0000 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=177 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=177 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:13:47 +0100 mrsthing Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!

(I don't know why, but this one had me falling about laughing!)

There are more here:

http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Limericks/]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1834 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1834 Fri, 01 Jul 2011 23:59:08 +0100 mrsthing
Kate Hepburn's Home For Sale

I actually saw her driving down I95 near New Haven one summer.

These are the sorts of celebrity encounters I usually have.]]>